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thedailywhat:

Coolest Elevator-Specific Ad of the Day: Unfortunately, this clever campaign is wasted on the promotion of a rather presumptuous plastic surgeon, but it’s boss nonetheless.

Also: As Redditor unintelligentperson points out, “if you’re holding a stack of pizzas and have to press the button with your ass…[t]hen God will be poking your ass!”

Related: The Obligatory FSM Shoop. (via.)

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artpixie:

a afternoon on a cloudy day (via msgooner)

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kari-shma:

Melodies O’ya (via October~October)

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movieoftheday:

Patricia: Maybe we could express ourselves more fully if we say it without words.

movieoftheday:

Francis: You don’t love me!
Peter: Yes I do!
Jack: I love you too, but I’m gonna mace you in the face!